E: what day is it?
E: oh. Wednesday is my favorite day
A: well, i could make you a calendar so you know when Wednesday is
E: ok. But I only want a Wednesday calendar
A: Evelyn, they don’t make Wednesday calendars. You have to put all the days on it
E: well, if you can’t make me a Wednesday calendar, I don’t want any calendar at all
A (obviously frustrated/ exasperated): okay, I’ll work on it